One of my football teammates and Coach Bird altered my life (for the good) significantly during one JV game at Redskin Field. We had been told in the lockeroom before the game that the Mansfield Madison players were hotheads and undisciplined so "don't react emotionally to their name calling, dirty plays or any other funny business they might pull". So when I tackled their fullback and he went berserk I ignored him (OK I admit after all these years I may have thrown an extra elbow in the mix as he was going down). When the ref came over and announced we were both out of the game I took my turn going berserk.
I'm not sure who caught my arm as I was taking a swing at that ref from behind but whoever it was altered my entire future, as Coach Bird fully explained to me at halftime (although the term "explained" doesn't quite capture or describe his "teaching methods" that night). In fact I still think I feel a piece of his boot up my posterior from time to time.
In reality, my football career came precariously close to ending that evening, for had I connected with the back of that ref's head I could have been banned from Coshocton football (and high school football anywhere) for good. I'm not sure whether it was a magazine or a football program coach Bird rolled up, using it as a drumstick on my head as he was drumming this lesson into me (guess I could have checked the printing that remained inked on my forehead afterward), but I do remember Bruce Rose sitting beside me on the adjacent bench situated at a right angle effectively timing and dodging Coach Bird's swings. Since I was already numb from the first blow, as those who ever experienced the awesomeness of Coach Bird's power will readily remember, I had to constrain the humor of watching from my bowed head position Bruce Rose bobbing and weaving Muhommed Ali style, avoiding Coach Birds sweeping right strokes as he praciced his bass drum techniques. Take it from me, you never wanted to be Coach Bird's bass drum!
Even before I left for home that night I knew Coach Bird was not only 100% correct, but I was already realizing the value of one of life's hugest lessons that would wind up saving not only my future in sports but later, my military career as well. Reacting to unforeseen mistakes, disappointments and misfortunes of life in an undisciplined or uncontrolled way (whether it is manifested by uncontrolled anger, bitterness, or contempt), as I had done with the ref, can emotionally bankrupt one's life and future.
Dale Bird has always been one of my heros and the topic of conversation at many of our family reunions. This gentile giant was always a positive example of restrained power and personal discipline and I feel blessed and thankful for the part he has played in my life. Thank you Coach Bird!
Dale L. Garrett